political jokes

Just got a forwarded email from a friend, some political jokes.

I
PM, Vice PM, and Minister of Foreign affairs were sitting in a helicopter and were having a good look around the country.

Minister: if i throw a 100o bucks down from the helicopter, the person who picked it up must be really happy.

vice PM: if i throw 2 500bucks, two people will be glad to have them.

PM: if i throw 10 100bucks, 10 people will be excited.

Well, the helicopter driver was mumbling: ....." why don't you guys just throw yourselves down there, and 25 million people will be so happy."

II
A PM wanted to increase his reputation, thus, he thought of printing a stamp with his own potrait.

After a month, he wants to know how is the sale of his stamp. So he asks, " how is the sale?"

The CEO of post office , " not bad, but lots of people were grumbling that the stamps were not sticky enough."

PM, " oh really? I don't believe it." He takes a stamp, and licks the back of the stamp, and pastes it on an envelope....

PM smiles, and says to the CEO, "see, it sticks tightly!"

CEO, " but.......but....erm........people spit on the front...."

III
There was an urgent meeting being held in the parliament. All ministers were rushing there. However, somehow, there were some road accidents that involved the ministers and they were sent to hospital immediately....

A few hours of operations....Doctors came out , and reporters were very anxious about the ministers' conditions.

Reporters, " Was the PM saved?"
Doctors, "unfortunatley, no..."

Reporters, " how bout the vice PM?"
Doctors, "sorry, no...."

Reporters, "who was saved?"
doctors, "err........our country is saved!"